Law enforcement teams in Fullah Alfalfah have admitted that a Camel was wrongly killed for a crime not commited by him. Startling new evidence arose just moments after his execution, suggesting that the 7 year old dromedary had not in fact packed cocaine into its own hump, as had previously been. The King himself apologised on behalf of the police, and granted the Camel a Posthumous Royal Pardon, announcing that the naming of a new police station in Ausfahrt City will be dedicated to him. Meanwhile the search continues for those responsible for packaging the cocaine into said camels hump.
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July 2015
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