Notoriously poor boyband One Direction have finally found themselves threatened with an arrest warrant should they ever enter Bir Tawil. The group of torturers, masquerading as musicians, had been bordering on a warrant for crimes against humanity for some time now, but surprisingly it was a tale of betrayal that cost them their Bir Tawillian liberty.
The four criminals were finally acknowledged after offering a high ranking military official a "follow" should he "re-tweet" their post on social networking site "twitter". When no such follow was provided, despite the production of a retweet from said official, the four men were found guilty of treason in their absences.
The four criminals were finally acknowledged after offering a high ranking military official a "follow" should he "re-tweet" their post on social networking site "twitter". When no such follow was provided, despite the production of a retweet from said official, the four men were found guilty of treason in their absences.